Banter Police

"Working hard, or hardly working?" says That Guy.

Dear That Guy,

Why do you think that's so damn funny? It's not funny. You're not funny. You're annoying. Go away. Stop using that phrase. It wasn't funny 30 years ago, and it's not funny now. Nor will it be funny any time in the future. So really, please, just stop.

The same goes for the other droll little sayings you insist on spewing out every day, including the following:

- "Just another day in paradise."
- "Git r dun!"
- "Waaasssaaaaaaap!" (Seriously, stop doing that. It's been nearly a decade. Let it die.)
- "Did you watch (insert reality show here) last night?"

Also, "That's what she said," you've been warned.