Monday, April 21, 2008

My friend, the new mom

This friend, she's convinced that her infant son (approximately three months old) is quite the mack daddy because he attracts the attention of five year old girls.

No, he's not a tiny cougar hunter. He's a squirming drooling poop factory who attracts the attention of five year old girls because he's the real-life version of the baby dolls they probably own.

His primary objective is pooping. Not pimping.

That is all.

1 comments:

Jen said...

Well he's really closer to four months old and yes, he is a pimp and he has game...if you want, my son can teach you how to talk to the ladies!!!