Vacation!

My vacation started today, so I decided to sleep late and then partake in some daytime television.

Ah, Jerry Springer -- it's been too long. Your show always teaches us valuable lessons. For instance, attempting to reason with the audience will not stop the chants of "WHORE! WHORE! WHORE!"

Another lesson: the guys in the black shirts aren't anybody's friends. They only exist to create a physical barrier between the guests and the audience members leading the aforementioned chants.

So many lessons, so little time. Thank you, Jerry Springer.